fade-out

around Thanksgiving
pumpkin collapse disorder
eats jack-o-lanterns

cooperative

geese in formation
ride each other's vortices
one virtual wing

peculiar institutions

in WestVirginia
no fool would criminalize
sex with a miner

statutory

in Alabama
14yr-olds can't consent
to what Roy Moore did

liquidate this

Saudi Aramco
as transparent as crude oil
siphons off $billions

hype

New-Age glasscleaner

doesn't work better than spit

but it's "organic"