2010-09-28

The official story

 Chairman Kim Il Sung
 defeated the Japanese
 singlehandedly

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Immortal!

 Donald Rusk Currey
 achieved a moment of fame
 and prays we'll forget

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pompous

Addressing your muse 
 in language you wouldn't speak 
 sterile exercise

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supply-side

Meg Whitman's campaign 
 focuses on giveaways 
"race to the bottom"

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changes

Autumn equinox
Orion sees the paper
thud on my curbstone

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2010-09-27

the container for the thing

Not roofs, nor windows 
 capture a house's essence 
 it's the space contained

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New World

In the Triassic 
 Idaho and Nevada 
 basked on our West coast

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protege

Perched on my hat brim 
 the aegis of a mantis 
guards me from the flies

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Eddie Long

If there is Justice
there's a special place in Hell
for clergy who rape

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2010-09-24

labor

The Market kills farms 
 when Smith's 'invisible hand' 
 won't stoop to pick beans

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greedy

sheriff Arpaio
 threw a lavish staff party
and charged the inmates

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Render unto Caesar

 senator DeMint
 wants Christ to run the Senate
and resents taxes

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self-interest

David and Charles Koch 
 dream of worlds without taxes 
 where wealth makes them kings

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poor trade/trade poor

Poor landlocked nations 
 may not stand a fighting chance 
 the map condemns them

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2010-09-23

international aid

Invest with both hands 
 the alternatives to peace 
 cost more than dollars

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worse than the disease

Arming the Saudis 
to patch our trade imbalance 
 pours fire on the oil

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for everything there is a season

Tadpoles on dry land 
 know learning languages hurts 
 after puberty

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abusive II

Bishop Eddie Long 
 showers his love on his flock 
 and on their children

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abusive

Suffer the children 
 to draw close to bishop Long 
 he wants to love them

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uplifted

One ripping thermal 
 plucks me from the haze and murk 
 intoxicating!

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refuge of scoundrels

The flags get bigger 
 demagogues get kookier 
 as empires totter

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authority

bishop Eddie Long
as "spiritual daddy"
loves his congregants

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2010-09-21

nutcase

Christine O'Donnell 
 sacrificed her maidenhead 
 on Satan's altar

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broken

House speaker Gingrich 
hyperpolarized congress 
 it hasn't worked since

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misguided II

Rahm's guiding tenet
 "looking forward and not back"
 neuters Obama

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misguided

Rahm Emanuel 
 looking forward and not back 
 neuters Obama

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used tea bags

Charles and David Koch 
 subsidize the Tea Party 
 those dupes are useful

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2010-09-20

duration

only at Funston
one can stay up for so long
sleep wins the contest

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snap it

flare when you're at trim
rip the flow off your airfoil
step out of the sky

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inefficacious

it takes five doctors
to diagnose whooping cough
but you pay each one

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nero

Senator DeMint 
 enforced party discipline 
 as his party burned

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perfect fit

The party of red 
 will love Christine O'Donnell 
 her life's built on debt

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unfit

Like television 
video games make kids dull 
go outside and play!

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nativists

the Iroquois knew
illegal immigration
they called it "White Man"

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Sunni

Supinated palms 
 open to Allah's blessings 
 contain all we need

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irrational exuberance

Losing stupid bets 
 was just part of the expense 
 of his coke habit

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thicker than water?

Selective breeding 
 produced haemophiliacs 
 royal blood runs thin

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...and also many cattle

The book of Jonah 
 argues that imperfections 
 can't disappoint God

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2010-09-18

deadbeat

Christine O'Donnell's
 long record of unpaid debts
 fits the Senate well

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ex post facto II

The right brain decides 
 then the left back-fills in haste 
 what we call 'reasons'

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ex post facto

First, right brain decides 
 then, left brain scurries behind 
 making up reasons

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Russian roulette

It takes five doctors 
 to diagnose whooping cough 
 but you pay each one

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complicit

US media 
 lie about Hugo Chavez 
 paving the coup's path

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calculi

Paradoxically 
 dietary calcium 
 deters kidney stones

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clown

Christine O'Donnell 
 cheapens the GOP brand 
 she can't do the job

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manna

Christine O'Donnell 
saved delaware's Democrats 
 a dolt from the blue

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kicked back

Torpid rattlesnakes 
 ignore squirrells ambling past 
 dreaming of summer

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unfalsifiable

Like religious faith 
 supply-side economics 
 can't be killed by facts

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2010-09-17

good luck

Harvard faculty 
 work six years on their CVs 
 to bid for tenure

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2010-09-16

revelation

Miles davis transcribed
 music no one else could hear 
 private prophecy

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fiscal responsibility

Christine O'Donnell's
long record of unpaid debts
fits the Senate well

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2010-09-14

cheater

Congressman Rangel 
 writes the tax code for us chumps 
 he knows it's a game

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indolent

Too lazy to think 
 Americans trust pundits 
 to have their ideas

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acting

On the casting couch 
 moaning with sincerity 
she proved she can act

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parsimonious

Even by starlight 
 the skunk's bold coloration 
 conveys due warning

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egoist II

pastor Terry Jones
 achieved a measure of fame
 more than he deserves

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2010-09-13

evil precedent

Alcibiades 
 led athens towards foreign wars 
 reckless as Dubya

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mortification of the flesh

Fashion's perverse gods 
 lay a curse on devotees 
 "Morton's neuroma"

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stalkers

Craving some fresh meat 
 cougars prowl at Chez Panisse
  as freshmen move in

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egoist

Pastor Terry Jones 
 lives for the press coverage 
 truth is optional

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deluded II

Pastor Terry Jones 
stokes his own bloated ego 
 but swears it's for God

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Idolators

 British lawmakers 
 bow before Rupert Murdoch 
 He knows their secrets

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can't take it with you

Two humble potshards 
 rest on the deceased's eyelids 
 scant fee for Charon

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l'avdoni

Moses told Pharaoh 
 all lives are spent in service 
 but we choose our Lord

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Sarajevo?

One noisy bigot 
 convulsed Gainesville Florida 
 we've fought wars for less

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uurp

Earth's eructations
 flood the sky with SO2 
as the plates jostle

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Freedom of the Dross

the age of FaceBook
 everyone's a publisher 
 fluff still drowns content

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time traveller

behind those old eyes
there's a young buck peering out
at a transformed world

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behind those eyes

Inside each codger 
 there's a young buck wondering 
 what the heck happened

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snowcrash

Poignant as haiku 
 tattooed across his forehead:
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

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2010-09-10

delusion II

pastor Terry Jones 
 serves only his warped ego 
 but calls it "Jesus"

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delusion

pastor Terry Jones 
 serves his own bloated ego 
 but swears it's for God

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2010-09-09

less than a village

There are pros and cons 
 life's hard for a second son 
 raised by three parents

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dubious precedent

Alcibiades 
 led athens towards foreign wars 
 reckless as Dubya

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hypocrite

Pastor Terry Jones 
 stokes hatred and violence  
Whom would Jesus hate?

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mortification of the flesh II

the gods of Fashion
 treat devotees with contempt
 Morton's neuroma

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mortification of the flesh

Fashion's perverse gods 
 lay a curse on devotees 
 Morton's neuroma

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stalking

Craving some fresh meat 
 cougars prowl at Chez Panisse 
 as freshmen move in

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wheels within wheels...

Google's ambition 
 to mine knowledge from data 
 stops short of wisdom

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2010-09-08

Hearty praise

 bison-sized diners 
 lumber from this restaurant 
 i guess the food works

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cynicism

While you're chasing dreams 
 make sure your spouse keeps a job 
 with health benefits

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string theory

Popper drew a line
 what's not falsifiable
 can't be called science

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crusader

pastor Terry Jones
stokes hatred and violence
 in the name of God

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2010-09-07

Tillman III

Pat Tillmans family 
 had no stomach for the lies 
 propaganda stinks

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something in the air

Foregut fermenters 
 vent methane in their belches 
 not like kangaroos

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Tillman II

Pat tillmans mother 
 delved through lies piled high on lies 
 looking for her son

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stalker

Is this really news?  
cougars favor Chez Panisse 
 prowling for fresh meat

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Diogenes

Pat Tillman's mother 
 sought one honorable man 
 to tell her the truth

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falsifiable

Deuteronomy 
 promises a quid pro quo 
 contrary to fact

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Tillman I

Danny Tillman found 
 it's turtles all the way down 
 lies are stacked on lies

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empty

Incessant yakking 
 drowns out all but shallow thoughts 
consciousness withers

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grain futures

A plague of locusts 
 threatens australia's outback 
 g'day for imports

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opportunity

Canada's frontier 
 as the permafrost recedes 
 new farmlands beckon

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insiders

Specialized humor 
 plays on shared experience 
 public encoding

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you know

Vapid Verbal tics 
 interrupt the flow of speech 
 more than pauses would

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relativism

Immersed in riches 
 we come to think they're common 
 What's a river worth?

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2010-09-03

cursed

Vast mineral wealth 
 distorts currency exchange 
 it's called "Dutch disease''

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DIY

Satan's redundant 
 hell's just a place without love 
we can make our own

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values

Lobbyists bring cash 
 no one wants a papertrail 
 in a bordello

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outre

Spinoza's family 
 felt they had to cast him out 
 he scared the neighbors

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words mean what I want them to mean

the Ninth Circuit Court
 found water is not litter
 judge Bybee dissents

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2010-09-02

ravenous

Endless foreign wars 
 can't sate our military 
 drinking seawater

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"advisors"

While our troops come home 
 militarized contractors 
prop up our puppets

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2010-09-01

good boy!

dogs aren't stupid
 they domesticated us
 to build cozy hearths

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inclusive fitness


William Hamilton
made fitness more inclusive
nephews share genes too

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