ornamental

Melania Trump
auditions for her next gig
"Hurricane Barbie"

Harvey

Category Four!
Trump wishes Texans "good luck"
and goes to play golf

civil discourse

Boston for the win!
let the Nazis have Free Speech
if they come unarmed

heavens blaze forth

grant us a sign, Lord!
if we should overthrow Trump
just blot out the sun

mealy-mouthed

"bothsiderism"
Trump wants to blame "many sides"
when brownshirts attack

correlation

startling new paper

shows research causes cancer

in lab animals